I’m not exactly a mad genius of self-promotion here at Magicians LLC, but I did once do something really clever: I asked Parry Gripp of Nerf Herder to write a theme song for the Magicians books. It’s called “I Wanna Be a Magician,” and it is deeply, deeply excellent.
It goes like this:
(I know I just broke the frame of my own blog. I suck at YouTube. And blogs.)
I love that song so much. I love it as much as the books the theme song of which it is (<–professional writer!) I firmly believe that it should be played as often as possible, in as many ways as possible, by as many people as possible.
So with that in mind, and in honor of The Magician King being published in paperback on May 29, I’m holding a contest for the best cover version of “I Wanna Be a Magician.” Parry picks the winner. The winner gets a cool $250.
There are no holds barred here. Any and all instruments are acceptable. Improvisation is encouraged. You can add variations, facemelting solos, virtuoso cadenzas, new lyrics, new verses, whatever you like. As long as we can recognize the song, it’s in. I don’t care if you have a band, or an orchestra, or an a capella ensemble, or a mellotron, or a hammered dulcimer, or a hammered mellotron. Cover the song and you’re in the running.
To enter: upload your entry to YouTube and give it the tag “magiciankingsongs.” I will then add it to this YouTube channel. This may be an awful and klugey way to run the contest, but as I may have mentioned I suck at YouTube, and I couldn’t think of anything else. We’ll announce the winner here on May 29.
Parry has graciously provided the chords and lyrics, as I am a musical idiot:
I WANNA BE A MAGICIAN
[verse] G Bm I wanna be a magician Em G And study at Brakebills Am C Wander though the hedge maze G D And cast magic missile spells [verse] G Bm Wanna go where the clock-trees Em G Are ticking in the breeze Am C 'Neath the shade of Castle Whitespire G D In the laaaaaaand of G Fillory [bridge] Em D Hunt the Seeing Hare and C G The Questing Beast Em D Ride the Cozy Horse with C G Its coat of velveteen Em D Charge the Ember and the Chatwins C G To the Western Sea Am Em And defeat the Watcherwoman D In the land of Fillory [battle section] Em Bm Em Bm [verse] G Bm You can keep New York City, 'Cause Em G there's nothing here for me. Am C Wanna be a magician G Bm D In the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of G C Fillory Bm D [outro - repeat X 10,000,000] G C I wanna be a Magician Bm D (in the laaaaaaaaand)
That’s all I got. Go! Questions? I’ll answer’em in comments.
Tags: hammered mellotron

To some of us, a signed copy of the book would be stronger incentive than the $250. In fact, if you throw that in, I’ll make a cover version (a what-did-you-call-it-again?) or whatever and I’m not even a musician. I’m not even quite sure what musicians do.
That’s a good idea! Winner gets signed copies of both books too.
I’m not very clear on what musicians do either. I just think of it as “that thing that I can’t do.”
Oh, it’s on all right. It is SO on.
Also, are multiple entries allowed?
Signs point to yes? Yes.
If judging is on May 29, is the deadline for submissions prior to May 29?
Exactly. Sorry, that could have been clearer. Anything uploaded prior to midnight May 29 is eligible.
Unfortunately — ugh I hate starting posts with ‘unfortunately’…
Regrettably, I am unable to either hold a tune or play a musical instrument. I’m content to just hum along to the original and await others’ entries with asthmatic breath.
I know one can send an e-postcard from the Magicians website, but is there anywhere I can order real copies of the amazing postcards? Please say yes.
I was just thinking the same thing as Zoe about the postcards! I would LOVE to order these postcards or even have them as posters!
Ok, so this question really doesn’t belong here, but I’m in the middle of rereading “The Magicians” and I just came across the first reference to Janet, where Gretchen mentions Janet Way and “the fat one,” Josh Hoberman. But I seem to recall Janet’s last name being given as Pluchinsky in “The Magician King.” Am I missing something/getting something wrong here? Sorry if this has been asked before, but it’s going to bug me now…
I sing this to my little niece, Ruby, and she falls asleep with no fight at all. My sister is amazed. She just read The Magicians for the first time, and received The Magician King in the mail day before yesterday.
@Matt D Just stay where you are. The black helicopters will be there shortly.
Eep.
Very nice song but I like the artwork better. Those would make cool stickers, like the old travel stickers people would put on their luggage.
Easily done at MOO or some such place.
Think about it.
They’re beautiful, aren’t they? Sadly, according to those skilled in the dark arts of law-o-mancy, I don’t actually own the rights to those images …
new lyrics,newlyrics,lyrics…
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Here is Part 1 of my contest entry:
http://hello-the-future.bandcamp.com/track/julia-wicker
No, it’s not a YouTube vid. That’s Part 2, which will also include Perry’s song.
You can probably guess where I’m going with this, especially if you’re tracking the chord progressions.
Song contest submit!
http://youtu.be/wWGDgDb8xbg
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My entry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocy5ND7aY38
It’s not the original melody, but the same lyrics, which I figure (hope) is adequate.
Thanks very much for this! Lots of fun!
Cool idea! For fans in the San Francisco Bay Area, Lev will be appearing at SF in SF with fellow author S. G. Browne on Sat. June 16th. More details at http://www.sfinsf.org. We’ll play the winning song to usher Lev into the theatre!!
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Great idea for a contest! Here’s my (last minute) entry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRlmymaqKQ
-aaron
good contest I’m a last minute entry I hop y’ell like it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBKpfM5xtCo&feature=plcp
Any winner chosen yet?
Not yet…I believe the list is narrowing…
Any word on the winner yet?
Who won?:)
Announcing tomorrow, w/out fail. Sorry for the delay, I had a tricky week.
Have the winners been announced?
Who won/ have the winner been announced?:)
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